thank u drake
i’m staring off into space not at you
my dog was supposed to be a police dog but he failed the training for it because he was too much of a wimp. the trainers said that when he was supposed to be attacking dummies he’d run up to them and roll over and wag his tail and they also said he was the worst failure they’d ever seen
I have an armin keychain and every time I look at it, it inspires me to keep moving forward
so i’m simultaneously motivated and then just fucking embarrassed for myself
Hopefully Armin can hold your keys better than how he can kill titans
next time you get rick rolled try and act like you’ve never heard the song before
get real flustered and be like “wow… I didn’t realize that was how you felt?”
I love pirates because they have no concept on albeism. oh you have no leg? here have a peg leg. no hand?? well guess we gotta put a hook on that, give those sons of bitches a surprise. Blind in one eye, put an eyepatch on no one fucking cares, youre deaf??? go man the canons you glorious bastard.They dont care if youre disabled bcus as long as you can fuck shit up they literally dont fucking care.
I never thought about it this way. This is beautiful.