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foxnewsofficial:

thank u drake

thiscolourblue:

officer-meekins:

Bird Music

This is how they write Jazz

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Is no one going to talk about how hot Pj looked in the new video

cretin-family:

The Ramones photographed by Michael Ochs

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porkmagazine:

DUG FROM THE UNCLAIMED LOCKERS OF NEW JERSEY’S WORST STUDENTS, BLITZKRIEG BUTTONS MINES THE RICH CULTURAL DEPOSITS OF REAL AMERICAN TRASH CULTURE. MONSTERS & ROCK&ROLL COME TOGETHER AGAINST SQUARE SOCIETY & WEREWOLVES, DRACULAS & FRANKENSTEINS IN DENIM, LEATHER & STUDS POUR FORTH, HELL CREATURES OF THE NIGHT. AT THE PORK SHOP!!!

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forsakers:

i’m staring off into space not at you

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rabioheab:

my dog was supposed to be a police dog but he failed the training for it because he was too much of a wimp. the trainers said that when he was supposed to be attacking dummies he’d run up to them and roll over and wag his tail and they also said he was the worst failure they’d ever seen 

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brightadvisortoapollo:

ikusaba:

supersmashkev:

this is on a level that i cannot reach

this is teen nick sitcom level

but did it work??

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ask-gallows-callibrator:

bloody-dragon:

IF YOU’RE BROKE AS ME BUT STILL WANT TO GROSS PEOPLE OUT ON HALLOWEEN, HERE YA GO.


YOU NEED:

-WATER
-FLOUR
-TOILET PAPER
-SOME DARK EYESHADOW(black, greens and browns)
-SOME RED MAKEUP(lipstick, eyeshadow or whatever)
-FAKE BLOOD
-2 HARD BIG BRUSH, 1 SMALL BRUSH, A MEDIUM SPONDGE(can be found at any hobby store. Take the cheapest you can find).

optional: powder brush and blue food dye.

Be super creative and make really gross wounds. To make it look deeper, just build up layers.
Rice and spaggeti can be used as worms and maggots.

YOU’RE WELCOME.

Blitz means camera flash.

great for cosplay, too!

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drinkyourfuckingmilk:

woahcoolguy:

drinkyourfuckingmilk:

I have an armin keychain and every time I look at it, it inspires me to keep moving forward

so i’m simultaneously motivated and then just fucking embarrassed for myself

Hopefully Armin can hold your keys better than how he can kill titans

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skeleton-fairy:

daddyhole:

next time you get rick rolled try and act like you’ve never heard the song before

get real flustered and be like “wow… I didn’t realize that was how you felt?”

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pastelmage:

On my way to steal ur bae.

johanirae:

theskypilot:

jayskalo:

loose-skinnyjeans:

strawberriesandabs:

jumpingjacktrash:

thischick25:

This is the main reason for my general annoyance with lack of size regulation in the fashion industry…

men’s pants are labeled by waist and inseam measurement. women’s pants are labeled by voodoo. even though i do not buy women’s pants, i can recognize this as objectively dumb.

THE NOTES ON THIS

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because i can’t stress this enough. this is why i don’t let the numbers get to me. as jumpingjacktrash so eloquently said “women’s pants are labeled by voodoo.” 

BUT THISTHISTHISTHISTHIS

so when boys make fun of girls taking forever to shop and trying everything on

WE FUCKING HAVE TO OR NOTHING WILL FIT

Forever grateful for this post for removing the shame of going into a different store and finding that the pants do not fit me even though I am WEARING the “same size” pants right that moment.

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i-need-that-seat:

iapollogise:

I love pirates because they have no concept on albeism. oh you have no leg? here have a peg leg. no hand?? well guess we gotta put a hook on that, give those sons of bitches a surprise. Blind in one eye, put an eyepatch on no one fucking cares, youre deaf??? go man the canons you glorious bastard.They dont care if youre disabled bcus as long as you can fuck shit up they literally dont fucking care.

I never thought about it this way. This is beautiful.

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